saitamaswife -> hamutxt
im keeping the url tho
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oc tags (#mine beloved theodore, #rpgposting, #pomuposting)
girlmostlikely
I want Markiplier to be in the fnaf movie but not as a character I want him to have a face cam and act like he’s playing a new fnaf game. Starts off the movie with the HELLO EVERYBODY MY NAME IS MARKIPLIER and then the rest of the movie is just like this.
ALT
“women treat ugly men so much worse than attractive men!!” you literally do the same to women
incels will complain women have no idea what it’s like to be reduced to your physical features. sweatie, we know
long hair on a man is the worlds most powerful aphrodisiac
get this fucking devil off of my post
My era rn is uncategorizable. The the way I am living is unheard of
GOD OKAY ALRIGHT
Imagine a boyband and one of them chooses the gimmick "the poiosner"
Like in interviews he drops hints that he's taken lives ans he jokes about not leaving your food with him and all his clothes have like snakes or green vials in the design
I stand by this, every boy band needs the bad boy, the nice one, the sensitive one, the athletic one and The Poisoner
Hey have you heard of this manga? It’s about this guy who kind of isn’t good at anything, and isn’t very interesting or likeable, and looks really boring also. But get this: there’s this girl, and she actually has to take care of him all the time, but she doesn’t feel bad about this at all, and has huge boobs. The problem is that she likes taking care of him so much, the guy thinks it’s kind of embarrassing. Fucked up, right? Well. Thanks for listening. * leaves police station * * is immediately hit by a fire truck * * the rats make a home of my corpse *
oh thats a death knell
is it legal to talk about killing elon here
i’m killing him
tch… now way you’re killing him
not without me anyway…
changing elves from being assholes with a superiority complex and recharacterising them as just sort of weird guys that have an entirely different set of social behaviours to harken back to the days when people thought autistic people were a kind of fae for having odd behaviours. the entire reason why they dont particularly enjoy gatherings of men or dwarves or whatever is because they tend to be loud and the average elven social gathering is just a bunch of them sitting in a room in silence ignoring each other
like theyre still kind of mean but its more of them being blunt and lacking empathy rather than being condescending or purposefully malicious
my elven ass after spending 45 minutes in the pub with my dwarf friends:
I GROW WEARY OF MIMICKING YOUR OBNOXIOUS MANNERISMS TO ACCOMMODATE FOR THIS ENVIRONMENT. I WISH TO RETURN TO MY CHAMBERS TO REST AND SO I MAY PLAY SPLATOON 3 ON THE NINTENDO SWITCH. WE SHALL GATHER AGAIN NEXT HALF MOON AND I SHALL TELL YOU OF MY VICTORIES.
them:
okay man take care
ALTyou understand my vision
Being of pure swag caught abusing its powers and has been demoted to being of pure light #thehierarchy
#thehierarchy
#thehierarchy
There needs to be 400 hours in the day so I have more time to do fuck all
8 hours for work, 8 hours for sleep, 384 hours for what we will...